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Suckmas – The Art of Horrible Christmas Decorations

A few years back I decided that a nice way to pre-game Christmas with my girlfriend would be to head out and take in some of the great, amazingly decorated houses around Denver. I was looking for some real WOW … Continue reading

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Not Showing Up? Start Shutting Up!

Online etiquette lesson: If you’ve been invited to an event and you cannot make it, REFRAIN FROM SAYING SO ONLINE OR ON THE EVENT PAGE. Seriously, don’t fucking do it. This isn’t directed at anyone, it’s just a blanket statement … Continue reading

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7 Reasons Insane Clown Posse Is Not A Terrible Band

If there is one thing that humanity has a current and rampant love affair with it’s definitely jerking ourselves off over how accepting we are. White people in particular really love to point out how accepting and totally not bigoted … Continue reading

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The worst sex moves of all time

Sex is one of those things that people think improves with certain moves. Like knowing some form of dick Ju Jitsu is going to absolutely melt a lovers snatch clean off her body with your awesomeness. People love to think … Continue reading

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My First Date: An Experiment In Disaster And Humiliation

The following is an excerpt from the book I am writing but I felt strongly enough about it that I wanted to share it here. I want to talk to you all today about a very pivotal moment in my … Continue reading

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Great people who do horrible things and why you can forgive them.

I just read an interesting article about H.P. Lovecraft, both as an author and an unapologetic racist. It brought up something that I’ve thought about on many occasions, namely that a lot of wildly talented, artistic, creative people who have … Continue reading

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The ONLY thing Facebook ever got right

Although I am sure tons of mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, chair moistening dildo polishers out there will disagree with me but if there is only one thing that Facebook has ever gotten right it is the fact that they don’t … Continue reading

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